Friday, February 24, 2012

All books should contain a disclaimer like Mark Twain's.

"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR
per
G. G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE"

Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

It might put Stariha out of a job but I still think so.

3 comments:

  1. Haha. Honestly if the author isn't alive who knows, we could be making a big deal out of nothing. Perhaps the colors in books aren't a visual representation of anything, just that the author was happy when he wrote that day.

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  2. And the world would be full of nothing but the Twilight Series.

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