Hypothetically if it was "Skip Day"

So if tomorrow happened to be a "skip day" for a certain class (hypothetically of course) we would have to turn in our essays anyways... via email or siblings or snail mail. And if a certain class were (hypothetically of course) to skip tomorrow students with sports would only have to be there after 3rd hour. And if a certain class of students were to hypothetically skip tomorrow they should all skip together, united (hypothetically of course). And if it were hypothetically "skip day" tomorrow you would all be a bunch of Big Bottom Good for Nothing Batch of Losers if you showed up to class. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart you No Fun Cry Baby Thumb Sucking Potato Eating Sons of Biscuits! All joking aside you're a Sorry Bunch of Cat Sitting Dateless Bugeyed Tomato Eating Ho-down Dancing Barn Raising City Slicking Plagued Mother Truckers if you even consider not partaking in a hypothetical (of course) skip day.