Tuesday, December 20, 2011

50 years later... finally

If you woke up in fifty years you would find that...

-The upper peninsula would have split itself for Michigan forming its own state
-Quebec would be in revolt trying to split from Canada
-California would have sank into the Pacific
-Hawaii would have a new island
-The IRA would control Britain
-Stariha would be in a rest home
-Japan would be abandoned because of radiation
-China would have over grown its borders and spread as far as India
-Oil stores would be almost gone forcing gas prices to $20 a gallon and making ethanol the main source of fuel
-Stores would employ robots and computers as staff instead of humans
-Bridges would connect America to Europe
-North Vietnam and South Vietnam would be at war again this time without US intervention
- Donald Trump would have successfully cloned himself and be making his seventh failed run at president
-The sea level will have dropped by three foot world wide
-Snow fall will be at a record high in the US making travel impossible for half the country
-Al-Qaeda would have been eliminated only to be replaced by Buddhist extremist
-The Red Cross would provide record amounts of care to third-world countries
-The Salvation Army would feed more and more homeless every year due to increased donations

At least, that's how I imagine it.

3 comments:

  1. stariha would have fully taken on her form of the devil by now she would be eating souls left and right pshh in a rest home

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  2. I'm starting with yours Tyler... num. num. num.

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